The Makaveli Theory: Did 2Pac fake his death?

“Fuck you!” uttered Tupac before chocking on his own blood and losing consciousness in a policeman’s arms after being shot several times. The revelation of ‘Pac’s last words’ was made in May 2014 by Chris Carroll – the first officer on the bullet-riddled scene of  25-year old Tupac Shakur’s drive-by shooting, which happened on 7 September, 1996 in Las Vegas, a few minutes after he and his record label boss Suge Knight left a Mike Tyson boxing match. But is 2Pac really dead?

Tupac’s ‘fake death theory’ is something of a taboo topic on contemporary hip hop forums. It’s a subject to be kept on the hush unless you want the hip hop Gestapo knocking on your door after midnight with long knives concealed. I too dismissed these conspiracy theories until I did some digging of my own and unearthed so many mind boggling clues suggesting… Pac is alive. It’s been 20 years since Pac’s gruesome murder shocked the world, and still new fragments of the story are coming to light.

Retired Las Vegas cop Chris Carroll says he only revealed the final words of one of rap’s G.O.A.Ts (Greatest Of All Time) in 2014, 18 years after his brutal murder because he “didn’t want Tupac to be a martyr or hero because he told the cops ‘fuck you’” with his final breath. But looking at how so many people around the world are still getting 2pac or Thug Life tattoos so long after his death, it’s obvious that any attempt to stop Pac’s ascent to martyrdom are futile.

Almost every year since his ‘death’ 20 years ago, more evidence is emerging suggesting he faked his murder in order to fool his enemies and stage the biggest comeback in music history. Even Carroll’s statement is a bit dodgy. He says that he called for an ambulance to take Pac to hospital, whereas Suge states that he is the one who drove Pac to hospital. Someone’s fibbing.
I could write a book using this mountain of information, but I selected these three key points as I feel they irrefutably prove that Pac lives.

The hologram Pac actually made a comeback at the 2012 Coachella music festival in California, as a state of the art 3D hologram.  He performed his infamous single, ‘Hail Mary’ from his last album alive; The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory where he began using the name Makaveli, after an Italian philosopher Machiavelli who coincidentally faked his death at the same age Tupac was allegedly merked. The projection shouted “What the fuck is up Coachella?” which is really spooky because Coachella only came into existence in 1999, so how could he have known about it? That’s like the Brenda Fassie holo which performed at the 2013 Hansa Festival of Legends shouting “Sanbonani Festival of Legends.” Could Tupac have pre-recorded the holo specifically for Coachella?

Not Tupac's corpse?!

His autopsy picture After his alleged death (seven days after the shooting), Pac was cremated and his public funeral plus memorial services promptly cancelled. What is intriguing is that Pac always rambled about his funeral in his raps but never once mentioned anything about cremation plus no pictures of him in hospital were ever disclosed. Moreover, it’s illegal in the state of Nevada to cremate a murdered body before an autopsy. A graphic picture of his sliced up torso lying on a morgue table did surface on the Internet a while ago, allegedly to show that an autopsy did take place. But it was soon debunked as a fake – because one: Pac’s body was missing a recent Machiavelli neck tattoo, and two: the image is an identical match to a frame of him lying in bed at the end of the ‘California Love’ music video, so the image must have been edited using some old school software.

Pac's last picture alive a poor photoshop job?

His last picture aliveThe final picture of Tupac alive was him and Suge Knight in their vehicle parked at a red a robot. What is really weird is that if you take a look at the ignition you will see that there are no keys in it. The date at the bottom of the pic is wrong, and since they were stopped at a red robot, why is there no reflection of the red light on the windscreen or on the vehicle’s smooth, black surface which reflected the camera flash so brilliantly?  Also, the picture of Pac sitting in the front passenger seat, looking blankly outside of his rolled-down window has been proven to have been cut and pasted in from another pic.

The epilogue
Some people say that Tupac’s disappearance was linked to powers way bigger than the rap game, because he knew a lot about the Illuminati and was going to spill the beans on the occult societies controlling America, instead of taking their offers to join them. Rumours say he is hiding in Cuba, which doesn’t have any extradition agreements with America. Reports have also surfaced that soon after his “cremation” there were thousands of calls to the police in Haiti saying that Pac has been spotted in numerous locations around the island.
Where Tupac is, why he faked his death and when, or if, he will ever return might be a mystery, but one thing is for certain – the evidence points to him being alive. If hip hop’s secret police come and drag me away screaming and kicking in the dead of night for writing this, never to be seen or heard from again, let them come… I’m not afraid of speaking the truth.
“Expect me nigga like you expect Jesus to come back / Expect me nigga I’m comin’.” – 2 Pac; ‘Untouchable’

Do you think 2Pac lives or do you think he is really deceased?

Article originally published as The Makaveli  Theory by Mahala magazine

Book Review: Slave Species of God

Author: Michael Tellinger

Genre: Conspiracy/Adult-fiction

Publisher: Zulu Planet Publishers

Year: 2005

Rating: 3 reading glasses 

In the icy cold outer fringes of our solar system, floats Nibiru, a red planet several times larger than Earth which is inhabited by giant, highly intelligent and technologically advanced humanoids called the Annunaki who possess incomprehensible life spans.

The Annunaki

Every 3 600 years, Nibiru’s protracted elliptical orbit brings it blazing through the inner solar system like a wild comet, cutting through the orbits of Mars and Jupiter at its perigee. But millions of years ago, one of Nibiru’s moons collided with Tiamat, a planet which existed between Mars and Jupiter, shattering it to pieces (creating the debris field known as the Asteroid Belt today) and damaging Nibiru’s fragile ozone layer, leaving its surface life exposed to lethal solar radiation.  

Prompted by this natural disaster, the Niburuans dispatched astronauts to Earth to search for gold which they would crush to a fine powder and scatter in their upper atmosphere in order to create an artificial ozone layer to save their world.  They found an abundance of gold in Southern Africa but after tens of thousands of years of toiling in the mines, the Annunaki miners staged a Marikana style revolt which brought their inter-planetary mining mission to a halt for some time.

As a solution, one of the mission commando’s Enki proposed; “let us create a primitive worker” to lessen the Annunaki’s workload. This primitive worker was created by splicing Annunaki DNA with the DNA of large African apes. After much trial and error they created the first Earthling 250 000 years ago whose clones were sent into the gold mines to work as genetically engineered slaves, hence the book title Slave Species of God.

So where is the originality?

If you think Michael Tellinger used this book to add an original theory to the ancient astronaut hypothesis think again. Those who’ve read not only Zecharia Sitchin’s material, but books written by other extra-terrestrial ‘experts’ like Eric von Donaken or UFO cult leader Rael in the 60s and 70s about aliens coming to Earth in remote times and creating humans through DNA synthesising won’t find much that will surprise them in this book.

Moreover, the book almost reads like a transcript from an episode of Ancient Aliens on theHistory Channel, which has cranky looking UFO experts like Giorgio Tsoukalis crediting aliens for unexplained technological marvels in distant history, because we all know people in those times were too primitive to do it by themselves.  “Who built the pyramids? Aliens!”

“How could savage man have known about distant solar systems? Duh, aliens!”  

Michael Tellinger (left) and Giorgio Tsoukalis from the Ancient Aliens TV series. Who took this picture? Probably aliens! Source: facebook

Face palm slap moments

Tellinger also applies that ‘aliens made everything modern Europeans can’t explain’ mind set. E.g. he admits Africans sailed to Mexico thousands of years before the Spanish, siting the giant Olmec stone heads in South America as evidence, but there is no way Blacks were smart enough to navigate the Atlantic on their own so long ago , so he proposes one logical explanation… Bingo, aliens!

The racial subjectivity later contradicts itself. At one point he states how the Annunaki created the Si-ga-ga  or the Black Headed People which was Sumerian for Africans, ‘in their image and likeness’, which would mean the Annunaki had prominent African racial features. However, later on he says the Annunaki were definitely Caucasian, because the Sumerian description of the biblical Noah (who was apparently a human/Annunaki hybrid) describes him as having skin as white as snow and eyes as blue as the sky i.e. Aryan features. With this info I would deduct that the Annunaki were a multi-racial people at the very least. But that’s something Tellinger evidently can’t digest.

Let me guess, aliens cut that rock? Source: Facebook

Moreover, on the last page of the book which is a map of Africa and the Middle East, Tellinger labelled regions like Southern African as Monomotapa and Middle Eastern empires as Mesopotamia and Anatolia, which is what the natives living in those regions called their kingdoms. Yet he omits calling Egypt by what its inhabitants of the same time period called it; Khemit which means The Black Land. If he could research the original names of Southern African and Middle Eastern empires, why continue calling Khemit, an African nation, by what its Greek invaders called it, Egypt?

But you should still read it

Slave Species didn’t become a South African bestseller for nothing. Even if you don’t necessarily believe in extra-terrestrials, UFOs or any contemporary texts about aliens meddling with human DNA in our remote past, this book is an excellent bite size starter to satisfy any curiosity you have about the UFO/ET phenomenon currently sweeping the world by storm.

Apparently Tellinger is a qualified pharmacist. This slightly diminishes his nutter demeanor and adds weighty credibility to his facts about human physiology the opening chapters discuss in detail. (They psychologically prepare readers for later chapters which might be too horrific for squeamish readers to absorb).

Tellinger's Ubuntu political party failed dismally in this years national elections. He doesn't blame aliens but he says the Reserve Bank rigged the results so Ubuntu couldn't get a seat in parliament...Yep, sure they did. Source: facebook

In conclusion

Slave Species is a good summary of many ancient astronaut texts, a simple go to book for curious people who want to know about the subject in one sitting without having to painstakingly read different books or watch an entire season of Ancient Aliens.

Thanks to fossil evidence the world now knows for a fact that the first human was South African, and it’s about time local writers instead of arrogant Westerners write books detailing this incredible creation of our species here, even though the local writer in this case is a white Englishman with tinges of racial and religious bias. Nonetheless Slave Species provides an excellent African point of view of humanity’s origins and future.