“Oh my god, UFO’s!” I blurted out from the back of a cramped Port
Elizabeth bound mini-bus taxi. None of
the passengers in the overloaded taxi even bothered to look at the disc shaped
objects I was pointing at, which were hovering in the sky like large, white frisbees.
I turned to the only person in the taxi, probably the world, who bothers
listening to any of my extra-terrestrial theories. She was half asleep, resting
her head on the seat in front of us; “Zen look, flying saucers.” I exclaimed
while nudging her with my elbow. “What? Stop lying,” she murmured without
lifting her head. I turned to look out
the windows on the right side of the taxi, and was startled when I saw another
flying saucer hovering a few hundred meters above the ground. PE was being
invaded by aliens!
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| I spotted a flying saucer disguised as a cloud while entering the coastal city of Port Elizabeth |
At this
point, I was so freaked out that my hands were trembling as I pulled out my
camera phone from my pocket. I took a pic, but my hands were shaking so much it
came out fuzzy. Damnit! I deleted it and tried again, steadying my hands this
time, and got a perfect shot. “Those aren’t spaceships, they’re just clouds,”
said Zen as she lazily lifted her head. “No, they are CLOUD SHIPS. UFO’s
disguised as clouds,” I explained. She rolled her eyes, doing that whatever dude look whenever I act weird,
then dropped her head back on the seat. I took a second picture of the UFO clouds just
before they went out of view, and fortunately this picture was as clear as the
last. A smug grin emerged on my face while scrolling through the pictures. I
finally got it. I thought to myself. Evidence of extra-terrestrials, even
though nobody else could see them.
Getting
weirded out? Extra-terrestrial species such
as the Pleiadians cloak their spacecraft’s, called starships, to prevent them
from being seen by people in the third dimension (basically us). These
starships can change the colour of their ‘skin’ to match the colour of the sky
thus becoming invisible. (Think of how chameleons change colours to hide). The
starships can also collect the water molecules from the air and use them to
form a cloud that surrounds the ship, hence the term ‘cloud ship.’ With this
technology, cloud ships can safely hover above a large city like Port Elizabeth
undetected, while appearing as normal clouds to the laypeople going about their
daily business on the ground below.
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| Weird cloud formations over Mt.Shasta in America. |
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| "Dude WTF?!" A skier in Mauna Kea, Hawaii looking at a flying saucer cloud. |
Ya’ll
are probably thinking that I have my head in the clouds so to speak. But one
only has to watch movies like The Avengers, V or Signs to understand how entire
UFO fleets can cloak themselves while we remain totally oblivious to their
presence. So if these strange looking clouds are actually alien starships, what
on Earth are they doing here and why are they doing it?
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| Invisibility shield lifting off a cloud-ship in Mauna Loa, Hawaii. |
Cloud ships here to protect us
In most
Hollywood blockbusters, UFO’s hovering in the sky usually deploy devastating weapons
on the puny humans below, sending us scattering like cockroaches in the light.
On the contrary, cloud ships aren’t the threat to us; it’s actually the world
leaders. Our world leaders are deploying extremely poisonous chemicals in the
sky called chem-trails for evil, clandestine purposes. These chemicals give us cancer, dumb us down, poison our water
supply and do a whole bunch of other nasty things which would make you want to
grab a pitch fork and lynch someone in the White House if I went into detail.
And it’s no conspiracy theory, ever seen high flying airplanes spraying white
chemicals that form long, straight streaks in the sky which stay there for
hours? Well, those are chem-trails, but some people believe cloud ships are here to
neutralize these chem-trails before they do any harm to the humans on
terra-firma.
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| "Cases of flu and other illnesses were supposedly spiking in those areas that had been chemtrailed." |
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| I believe the politically correct way of saying chem-trail is 'persistent contrail' We're fucked! |
Apparently,
this really pisses of the “dark ones” because cloud ships aren’t only invisible
to our eyes, but are also undetectable by radar, even with the advanced radar
technology donated to the dark ones by their apparent “off world overlords.” So when an airplane sprays a chem-trail and
it evaporates immediately, or you see large,
oddly shaped cloud gobbling up the trail behind it, yep that cloud is a
starship piloted by benevolent ET’s who are apparently here to guide humanity
into our next step of evolution. But are cloud ships really camouflaged alien
starships? Or is there a clear, scientific explanation to this UFO cloud ship
phenomenon? Well, it turns out there is.
Lenticular clouds, not UFOs
There
are very rare but interesting cloud formations called lenticular clouds which
form at high altitude. How these lenticular clouds form is a bit
complicated, but to be as simple as
possible; lenticular clouds, also known as wave clouds, form when moist air
moving in wave motions passes over a mountain range and is heated adiabatically
(without transference of heat energy) as it drops. A constant wind may produce
flat, disc shaped clouds which remain stable and slow moving for hours, often
drifting many kilometers from the mountains which formed them. They get their
name from their peculiar lens shape. Look, I’m no meteorologist so you can go
to www.thelivingmoon.com to get a fancy explanation.
You
know, this explanation makes perfect sense because 1, PE is known as the ‘Windy
City’, meaning the clouds had an abundance of wind to form and 2. Even though
there weren't any mountain ranges where we driving, the clouds could have
drifted from the mountain ranges in the Tstitsikama or Garden Route region a
few hours’ drive from our location.
‘Lennies’
are famous for giving UFO hunters solid boners because of their flying saucer
like resemblance, and one can only imagine what percentage of UFO cloud ship
sightings appearing on the net are just good ol’ lennies. I’m sorry if this
disappoints UFO enthusiasts, but what I saw were probably just naturally formed
lenticular clouds. Or were they?
UFOs/lenticular clouds drawn by
ancient artists
In
ancient Hindu texts thousands of years old, extra-terrestrials (who were
mistaken as gods), are said to have traveled in flying machines called Vimanas
which could cloak themselves and become invisible, or even disguise themselves
as clouds! In the bible, Koran and
Torah, there are plenty stories of mysterious clouds guiding chosen prophets.
Remember the cloud that guided Moses in the desert even at night? (Exodus 13:21
And the Lord went before them by day in a
pillar of a CLOUD, to lead them the way, and by night in a pillar of fire, to
give them light…)
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| "The Madonna with Saint Giovaninno" painted in 14th century Italy. I never seen a glowing cloud with portholes . So to did that man & his dog it seems. |
The
ancients from Sumer, (modern day Iraq) referred to extra-terrestrials as the
Annunaki. Interestingly, Sumer is where these Annunaki aliens landed and it was
also called Ki.En.Gir meaning land of the
lord of the blazing rockets. Just
by looking at modern rockets, we know their powerful engines eject bellows of
smoke as they take off. Plus, rockets leave a long trail of smoke as they shoot
into space. Could primitive people, who couldn't understand what they were
seeing, have mistaken the smoke from Annunaki rockets as clouds, just like we
still don’t understand cloud ships today?
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| "The Annunciation with Saint Emidius" 1486. A lenticular cloud or UFO is shining a laser onto Mary's crown chakra. Could the beam of light symbolize telepathic communication? |
There are
also numerous paintings painted around the medieval era in Europe which show
what appear to be flying saucers emerging from guess what? Lenticular clouds.
So it’s either people from long ago watched way too many episodes of V, or they
recorded their sightings to make their descendants aware of “The Watchers.”
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| Go figure. |
So what did I see?
Chances
are, what I saw while we were on holiday in PE during the 2012 festive season
was just a natural occurrence. Maybe that’s why the Xhosa’s in the taxi ignored
me. Hell, they were probably dissing me and calling me crazy in between those
clicks they make. It makes sense; everyone down there is used to seeing
lenticular clouds, just as much as meteorologists at the PE weather bureau
#ROTFL whenever a hysterical tourist from Gauteng calls in claiming that
lennies are UFO’s.
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On the
other hand, an intelligent race of extra-terrestrials would want to take
advantage of the extra camouflage provided by naturally occurring clouds, and
the re-assurance that humans would easily dismiss their cloud ships as
lenticular clouds, especially if that area has an abundance of clouds like
this. They hid in the clouds in ancient times, why can’t they do it now?
One
thing is for sure though, I definitely saw flying saucers. Were these flying
saucers alien or natural? That’s open for debate; the extra-terrestrials and I
will let you decide.
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