Tuesday, June 21, 2016

CASSPER'S 012 CENTRAL TURN UP A TURN DOWN


I hustled tickets the moment I heard the news that SA’s biggest rapper right now, Cassper Nyovest, would be in my homecity Pretoria as part of his Refiloe national album tour and to promote the AG #Hashtag phone as part of his lucrative deal with cellphone maker AG Mobile. Since I failed to get tickets to the sold out J.Cole gig happening at The Dome in Joburg the same night, I hoped and assumed  this turn up would give J.Cole a run for his fans, boy was I wrong!
Cassper finally rocked up, after keeping the small crowd waiting for more than three hours. Photographer: Henk Steyn
The gig was hosted at live performance venue 012Central last Saturday night, but I was quite disappointed when I came through. No, not at the fact that the 1 200 people capacity venue barely had more than 200 people when I arrived more than 1 hour after the party officially started at 6pm (I suspected most heads that night preferred getting lit at J.Cole), nah, It was because they were playing friggin house music to get a hip hop party started, like wtf dudes?

As the night progressed, I was expecting more fans to fill up the place until Casspers arrival, which was supposed to be at 10pm, but surprisingly the crowd never got bigger and the boring mood strangled us until Cassper finally arrived at around 10:30pm.

Yes! No more house music, finally some hip hop we could all bump our heads to. Cassper performed songs like Tse Tswembu Tse Blind feat DJ Drama from New York and Fever feat StonBwoy which are some of my favourite tracks from Refiloe album, and even brought out incredibly sexy female rapper Nadia Nakai from his Family Tree record label to rap joints like Money Back which is receiving moderate airplay right now.  

Nadia Nakai performing her lead single Money Back. Photographer: @brightdm_
Though Cassper and his artists put everything into their performances, their raps were ravenously swallowed by the horrific sound quality. Maybe that could explain why barely 30 minutes into his performance, Cass practically gave up rapping and broke out dancing to house and kwaito instrumentals, which again is totally weird considering this is supposed to be a hip hop party, like seriously Family Tree, WTF do you take us for?!
Turn out was quite dissapointing. Maybe everyone was at J.Cole? Photographer Henk Steyn
The show barely lasted an hour, with half of it consisting of Cassper taking selfies with fans and doing impromptu interviews with bloggers such as yours truly. So I dropped some questions and it turns out he was late because he was actually at the J.Cole concert the whole night, WOW!
So let me get this straight, not only did you keep your PTA fans waiting for more than 3 and a half hours, but you tortured us with house music the whole time we waited, while ironically you were having a blast at a real hip hop party with real hip hop music? How insulting to hip hop purists!

Cassper on stage with his Family Tree artists, Gemini Major and Nadia Nakai. Photographer: Henk Steyn
What makes you a fatter hypocrite is that you posted a video on your Facebook page PTA Soundcheck at 012 central with the squad!!! begging PTA fans to show up at your show that night instead of J.Cole, while you went to support J.Cole yourself as we were waiting bored for you to show up at your own show! WTF is going on here?!

Look Cass, thanks for the interviews and we appreciate you taking time to interact with your Pretoria fans, but next time you throw a gig and keep us waiting for hours with shitty house music, I’m going to be an AKA fan! 


What do you think of Cassper's stunt?


Monday, June 13, 2016

THE STRAIN TRILOGY: MOST EPIC VAMPIRE TALE...EVER!



Before The Strain was adapted into an award winning TV series and comic book collection, the vampire apocalypse trilogy débuted with ultra-creepy novel The Strain in 2009, which was the first book to be authored by Mexican born, Hollywood horror/sci-fi director Guillermo Del Toro (Blade 2, Pacific Rim) and co-authored by acclaimed American crime writer Chuck Hogan (Devils in Exile, Killing Moon) whose bestselling crime novel The Town became a movie. The creative combination of these writers results in a predictably violent yet disturbing vampire story that realistically shows humanity’s propensity for intense cruelty and evil towards itself.

SPOILER ALERT: MAD SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE TRILOGY

The horror begins when a commercial jet from Berlin, Germany; Regis Air Boeing 777 mysteriously blacks out a few minutes after landing at JFK Airport in New York, USA. All of the planes lights are off so its pitch black inside the cabin and cockpit, all attempts for radio communication on multiple frequencies failed, even cellphone calls to crew and passengers go unanswered, all the window blinds are down except for one and there is absolutely no movement inside the plane.

After authorities conclude that this could be some sort of terrorist attack, they call in a SWAT team and two personnel from the Centre for Disease Control to force their way into the plane but instead of crazy terrorists they discover the plane has become a tomb. All crew and passengers appear dead but there are no signs of fighting anywhere in the plane or distress on any of the dead people’s faces, it’s as if they died instantly when the plane touched down. Dr. Ephraim “Eph” Goodweather, the books lead character is one of the CDC doctors accompanying the SWAT team. He reluctantly rushed to the airport after seeing the plane on TV news, leaving behind his disappointed 11 year son old Zachary Goodweather at home, whom he fought a bitter custody battle with his ex-wife Kelly Goodweather to see a few times a month. Eph soon forgets his guilt after he and co-worker Dr.Nora Martinez sweep through the cabin inspecting the bodies with Ultra Violet light wands, and discover a handful of unconscious survivors which include a rich and famous dark metal rock star named Bolivier.

At this point, there is a global media orgy concerning Regis Air 777 but the world’s attention quickly shifts to a spectacular natural occurrence, a total solar eclipse or occultation. The shadows path ended in New York, where thousands of New Yorkers had gathered in parks and rooftops to see the brief eclipse.  The plane was already quarantined in a hangar during the occultation and from there some of the corpses were taken to different morgues around New York. But not before Eph and Nora noticed a lot of weird things about them like no signs of early stage decomposition, and the inspectors also found a giant wooden coffin with intricate, gothic style carvings of terrified, twisted faces in the plane’s cargo hold which was unaccounted for in the flight manifest.

The coffin was forcefully carved by a Jewish WWII holocaust survivor turned vampire hunter Mr. Abraham Setrakian, during his internment at a Nazi concentration camp in Germany as a young man. Setrakian is now a sick, frail old man who owns a pawn store in a dodgy party of New York. His frail physical condition is made worse by his mangled fingers which were all broken during his first battle against the books evil villain; a sadistic vampire overlord called The Master. Setrakian is one of the few humans in the world who understands the sinister connection between the airplane deaths and the occultation. But despite Setrakian’s weak physical condition, his frailty is overcompensated by his innate knowledge of the strigoi (vampires) such as their history, anatomy, strengths and weaknesses. When vampire poop hits the fan, this wisdom made him an invaluable tool and humanity’s last hope through most of the story.



The public starts panicking again when the dead bodies from Regis Air 777 all go missing from the morgues. The dazed survivors also can’t explain what happened on the plane and matters are made worse when they too disappear after discharging themselves from hospital. The missing bodies eventually show up, right at the doorsteps of their loved ones, as newly turned vampires, while some run around naked attacking people in public places like Times Square and infecting them with the fast spreading vampire virus. Within a month, New York and America is infected with this virus and a few months after that, the strigoi have taken over the entire world with The Master ruling everything.

The authors go into pain staking detail to scientifically describe the vampire anatomy and the nature of the virus, which can be spread by worms that ooze out of vampire wounds. The main delivery mechanism of these vampire worms is a muscular retractable stinger which is actually a refined human tongue, the strigoi use this long stinger to strike at uninfected targets several meters away. The strigoi have excellent night vision, are able to communicate telepathically and they have an extra-long middle finger ending with a thick, talon like nail which they use like hooks to scale up vertical walls. Though they have varying levels of intelligence, strength and agility depending on how long they’ve been infected, all strigoi in the vampire hierarchy are telepathically linked to The Master via a hive mind, and through the eyes and ears of every strigoi in the world The Master sees and hears everything. The Master also calculated the exact number of humans to be kept alive so the vampire population wouldn’t exhaust its food source.  Most of these remaining humans are merely vampire livestock, hoarded into blood camps run by the Stoneheart Group to be systematically bred, fed and bled.



The vampires aren’t entirely invincible though, they have four weaknesses mainly; good ol' fashion silver, their pale white skin burns under sunlight or artificial UV light and they’re unable to cross large bodies of water without human assistance.

They’re main weakness is the Occido Lumen, a rarely seen ancient, silver covered book which contains the true history of the origin of the vampire race and the secret to destroying them forever.  But before people could regroup and fight back, The Master, with the help of old, sick dying billionaire Eldridge Palmer whom the master promised eternal life as a vampire and joint rule of the planet once vampires rule the world, sets of a series of nuclear meltdowns starting with a nuclear power station owned by Palmer’s Stoneheart Group.

 The nuclear explosions expel thick black clouds into the sky which eventually encircle the entire planet and block out vampire purging sunlight, heralding a nightmarish nuclear winter. This allows the vampires to comfortably wreak havoc on the surface for at least 22 hours a day, but they quickly retreat to the darkness for two hours daily when faint sunrays filter through the acid raining, radioactive clouds.

Two years after the nuclear explosions and the strigoi claimed the planet, the only remaining hope for humanity in this lightless world is for Setrakian and his new team of unlikely allies to find the Occido Lumen. These allies are; Eph and Nora, a rat exterminator named Fet, a Mexican thug named Gus and a rogue vampire named Mr.Quanlain who has an ancient dispute to settle with The Master. This awkward group of heroes is supported by a council of six vampires called The Ancients who view The Master as a threat to their existence and the traditional vampire way of life which is to rule humanity unseen from the shadows.

By the time the story gets to the final book, it all comes down to a race for the Occido Lumen, a race that will seal the fate of either mankind or strigoi, depending on who reads the book first. If it is The Master he will destroy The Ancients and rule his vampire kingdom with impunity, if it is Setrakian he will know how to permanently destroy The Master and the rest of the strigoi kind. At this stage of the story, the only questions on my mind as I frantically turned the pages were; who will find the Occido Lumen first?  What secrets does it hold about the origin of the vampire race? And who wrote it?

The answers were just as twisted as the ending.

Authors: Chuck Hogan & Guillermo Del Toro
Genre: Alternative Fiction/Horror
Year: 2009 to 2011
Rating: 5/5


What do you think of The Strain Trilogy?

Do you think the TV series represented the book perfectly?

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Tuesday, June 7, 2016

PRESS RELEASE#1: PETROL OR MILK SPILLAGE AT O.R TAMBO INTERNATIONAL


Bambata kiosk at O.R TAMBO International Airport, Terminal B, 3rd floor. Domestic Departures
Dope news for high flying urban fashion heads, you can now cop luxury urban clothing brands Petrol or Milk and Bamby at the new Bambata kiosk at O.R Tambo International Airport in Johannesburg, South Africa.




Following the success of its flagship boutique in the heart of downtown Pretoria; which I reviewed on this JHBLive.com article, Petrol or Milk Taking Street Style Hostage, high end street wear brand Bambata opened a kiosk at Terminal B, 3rd floor, Domestic Departures on 1 February 2016. The Bambata kiosk sells select Autumn range Bamby plus Petrol or Milk (POM) apparel not available at the main store in PTA.




POM clothing got it’s mega breakthrough after being worn by famous Cash Time Records owner and BET nominee + SAMA/MTV Award winning rapper K.O; in his highly acclaimed 2015 club killer; Caracara feat Kid X, which gained millions of  YouTube views and won Best Collaboration and Record of the Year at the 2015 SA Music Awards.




O.R Tambo store operates from 6am to 7pm, while PTA store opens up 8:30am to 8:00pm. Both stores are open Monday to Sunday including most public holidays. So remember; visit the Bambata kiosk when you touch down at O.R Tambo Airport, cop our limited edition Autumn gear, and avoid some major FOMO.




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