“Oh my god, UFO’s!” I blurted out from the back of a cramped Port
Elizabeth bound mini-bus taxi. None of
the passengers in the overloaded taxi even bothered to look at the disc shaped
objects I was pointing at, which were hovering in the sky like large, white frisbees.
I turned to the only person in the taxi, probably the world, who bothers
listening to any of my extra-terrestrial theories. She was half asleep, resting
her head on the seat in front of us; “Zen look, flying saucers.” I exclaimed
while nudging her with my elbow. “What? Stop lying,” she murmured without
lifting her head. I turned to look out
the windows on the right side of the taxi, and was startled when I saw another
flying saucer hovering a few hundred meters above the ground. PE was being
invaded by aliens!
I spotted a flying saucer disguised as a cloud while entering the coastal city of Port Elizabeth |
Grabbed my camera phone and snapped these pics of the flying saucer shaped clouds. Notice how distinct they are from the other shapeless clouds Related article: 7 Reasons Why NASA Could Be Preparing Humanity For Alien Disclosure In 2017 |
Getting
weirded out? Extra-terrestrial species such
as the Pleiadians cloak their spacecraft’s, called starships, to prevent them
from being seen by people in the third dimension (basically us). These
starships can change the colour of their ‘skin’ to match the colour of the sky
thus becoming invisible. (Think of how chameleons change colours to hide). The
starships can also collect the water molecules from the air and use them to
form a cloud that surrounds the ship, hence the term ‘cloud ship.’ With this
technology, cloud ships can safely hover above a large city like Port Elizabeth
undetected, while appearing as normal clouds to the laypeople going about their
daily business on the ground below.
Weird cloud formations over Mt.Shasta in America. |
"Dude WTF?!" A skier in Mauna Kea, Hawaii looking at a flying saucer cloud. |
Ya’ll
are probably thinking that I have my head in the clouds so to speak. But one
only has to watch movies like The Avengers, V or Signs to understand how entire
UFO fleets can cloak themselves while we remain totally oblivious to their
presence. So if these strange looking clouds are actually alien starships, what
on Earth are they doing here and why are they doing it?
Cloud ships here to protect us
In most
Hollywood blockbusters, UFO’s hovering in the sky usually deploy devastating weapons
on the puny humans below, sending us scattering like cockroaches in the light.
On the contrary, cloud ships aren’t the threat to us; it’s actually the world
leaders. Our world leaders are deploying extremely poisonous chemicals in the
sky called chem-trails for evil, clandestine purposes. These chemicals give us cancer, dumb us down, poison our water
supply and do a whole bunch of other nasty things which would make you want to
grab a pitch fork and lynch someone in the White House if I went into detail.
And it’s no conspiracy theory, ever seen high flying airplanes spraying white
chemicals that form long, straight streaks in the sky which stay there for
hours? Well, those are chem-trails, but some people believe cloud ships are here to
neutralize these chem-trails before they do any harm to the humans on
terra-firma.
"Cases of flu and other illnesses were supposedly spiking in those areas that had been chemtrailed." |
Apparently,
this really pisses of the “dark ones” because cloud ships aren’t only invisible
to our eyes, but are also undetectable by radar, even with the advanced radar
technology donated to the dark ones by their apparent “off world overlords.” So when an airplane sprays a chem-trail and
it evaporates immediately, or you see large,
oddly shaped cloud gobbling up the trail behind it, yep that cloud is a
starship piloted by benevolent ET’s who are apparently here to guide humanity
into our next step of evolution. But are cloud ships really camouflaged alien
starships? Or is there a clear, scientific explanation to this UFO cloud ship
phenomenon? Well, it turns out there is.
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Lenticular clouds, not UFOs
There
are very rare but interesting cloud formations called lenticular clouds which
form at high altitude. How these lenticular clouds form is a bit
complicated, but to be as simple as
possible; lenticular clouds, also known as wave clouds, form when moist air
moving in wave motions passes over a mountain range and is heated adiabatically
(without transference of heat energy) as it drops. A constant wind may produce
flat, disc shaped clouds which remain stable and slow moving for hours, often
drifting many kilometers from the mountains which formed them. They get their
name from their peculiar lens shape. Look, I’m no meteorologist so you can go
to www.thelivingmoon.com to get a fancy explanation.
You
know, this explanation makes perfect sense because 1, PE is known as the ‘Windy
City’, meaning the clouds had an abundance of wind to form and 2. Even though
there weren't any mountain ranges where we driving, the clouds could have
drifted from the mountain ranges in the Tstitsikama or Garden Route region a
few hours’ drive from our location.
‘Lennies’
are famous for giving UFO hunters solid boners because of their flying saucer
like resemblance, and one can only imagine what percentage of UFO cloud ship
sightings appearing on the net are just good ol’ lennies. I’m sorry if this
disappoints UFO enthusiasts, but what I saw were probably just naturally formed
lenticular clouds. Or were they?
UFOs/lenticular clouds drawn by
ancient artists
"The Madonna with Saint Giovaninno" painted in 14th century Italy. I never seen a glowing cloud with portholes . So to did that man & his dog it seems. |
"The Annunciation with Saint Emidius" 1486. A lenticular cloud or UFO is shining a laser onto Mary's crown chakra. Could the beam of light symbolize telepathic communication? |
Go figure. |
So what did I see?
Chances
are, what I saw while we were on holiday in PE during the 2012 festive season
was just a natural occurrence. Maybe that’s why the Xhosa’s in the taxi ignored
me. Hell, they were probably dissing me and calling me crazy in between those
clicks they make. It makes sense; everyone down there is used to seeing
lenticular clouds, just as much as meteorologists at the PE weather bureau
#ROTFL whenever a hysterical tourist from Gauteng calls in claiming that
lennies are UFO’s.
Related Article: 4 reasons why the planet sized UFO refueling by the sun was real
On the
other hand, an intelligent race of extra-terrestrials would want to take
advantage of the extra camouflage provided by naturally occurring clouds, and
the re-assurance that humans would easily dismiss their cloud ships as
lenticular clouds, especially if that area has an abundance of clouds like
this. They hid in the clouds in ancient times, why can’t they do it now?
One
thing is for sure though, I definitely saw flying saucers. Were these flying
saucers alien or natural? That’s open for debate; the extra-terrestrials and I
will let you decide.
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